Sunday, April 24, 2005

Slave at an exhibition

Lately we've been getting requests to give workshops and demonstrations at some of the events we attend. Our latest demo was a presentation at Paddles for the DomSubFriends about Industrial Strength Marital Aids, also known as Fucking Machines.

Now this was a surreal experience. We drove to New York City with a car-full of high-powered sex toys, and with help from friends we schlepped it all downstairs to the Dungeon at Paddles. We brought our own bondage table made by adding eye-bolts to the corners of a regular portable massage table.

Over the course of 90 minutes we proceeded to demonstrate several toys, including Franz, out third-generation fucking machine, Jack, our own version of the Fuckzall, as well as the Sybian and the Venus 2000.

Dee had about two dozen orgasms in front of the audience, who were heard to say that we'd given the hottest demonstration they'd ever seen.

One thing that is important to know is our conclusion: high powered machines are lots of fun, but the realities of economics, physics, insurance and markets means that most machines will continue to be very expensive. We have lots of fun with our creations, but the simple combination of the Hitachi Magic Wand with a good 10 inch dildo is a very powerful and economic way to produce orgasm after orgasm.

--Mick and Dee

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